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(248): View more from Michigan

i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??

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(248) i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem?? http://tfl.nu/bwq7

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(240): View more from Maryland

Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!

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(240): Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr! http://tfl.nu/r5un

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(847): View more from Illinois

Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth

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(847): Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth http://tfl.nu/6ed0

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(516): View more from New York

he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.

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(516): he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time. http://tfl.nu/8o43

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot

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(508): i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot http://tfl.nu/slrj

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(540): View more from Virginia

Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.

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(540): Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run. http://tfl.nu/gma4

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(808): View more from Hawaii

Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.

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(808): Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION. http://tfl.nu/42zd

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(302): View more from Delaware

Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?

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(302): Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk? http://tfl.nu/2gxv

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(517): View more from Michigan

She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.

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(517): She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free. http://tfl.nu/s0d6

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(415): View more from California

you should be awarded for your promiscuity.

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i really should.

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(415): you should be awarded for your promiscuity. (1-415): i really should. http://tfl.nu/3phz

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(951): View more from California

You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.

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This is the first time I'm hearing this information.

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(951): You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you. (1-951): This is the first time I'm hearing this information. http://tfl.nu/wdlz

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i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.

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(208): i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure. http://tfl.nu/4yxo

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(480): View more from Arizona

Did you cry?

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I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though

(480): View more from Arizona

Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation

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(480): Did you cry? (518): I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though (480): Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation http://tfl.nu/6o5r

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My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"

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(801): My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts" http://tfl.nu/ald0

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I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.

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(618): I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away. http://tfl.nu/bvec

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