Ambien. No doubt about it.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
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You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
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Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.