I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
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porn star boner night. come get it.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
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I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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