I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?