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  (925): View more from California

  so explain again why im purple

  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  no

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  (925): so explain again why im purple (617): no http://tfl.nu/yipi
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  (507): View more from Minnesota

  The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.

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  (507): The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything. http://tfl.nu/zuo5
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  (916): View more from California

  keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something

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  (916): keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something http://tfl.nu/d7nj
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  (310): View more from California

  someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.

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  (310): someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos. http://tfl.nu/nyr8
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  (954): View more from Florida

  Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?

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  (954): Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs? http://tfl.nu/j7df
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  (314): View more from Missouri

  I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.

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  (314): I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night. http://tfl.nu/0xi5
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  (519): View more from Ontario

  Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?

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  (519): Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin? http://tfl.nu/eyam
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  (908): View more from New Jersey

  I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning

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  (908): I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning http://tfl.nu/qz06
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  (865): View more from Tennessee

  Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.

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  (865): Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this. http://tfl.nu/hz85
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  (858): View more from California

  Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?

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  (858): Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body? http://tfl.nu/gksx
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  (201): View more from New Jersey

  I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny

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  (201): I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny http://tfl.nu/83h3
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  (612): View more from Minnesota

  How drunk is she?

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  She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her

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  (612): How drunk is she? (1-612): She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her http://tfl.nu/dk7m
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  (646): View more from New York

  How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him

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  (646): How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him http://tfl.nu/cz2z
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  (905): View more from Ontario

  i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...

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  (905): i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head... http://tfl.nu/72nr
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  (804): View more from Virginia

  You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b

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  (804): You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b http://tfl.nu/6jtc
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