Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
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all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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