It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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