As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
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Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
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If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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