Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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