Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
