I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
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there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
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I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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