Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
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