We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
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He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
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Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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