Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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