wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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