You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
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we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
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I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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