Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
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So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
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Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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