Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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