Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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