i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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