I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Those nachos came to me in a dream
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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