He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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