My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
