i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
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Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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