i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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