Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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