fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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