i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
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After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
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Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
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To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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