As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
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Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
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I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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