I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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