found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
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well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
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In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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