You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
