did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Randomize
