we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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