Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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