Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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