Taylor Swift is so right about you.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
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i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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