He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
