and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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