he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
operation harelip BJ is a go
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
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Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
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I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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