He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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