Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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