have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Come share oat with me in your robe
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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