Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
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I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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