i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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