this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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