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wanna hang out?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
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i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!