Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(313): View more from Michigan

Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat

Fav 3 1157 681
share tweet
(773): View more from Illinois

Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.

Fav 15 5903 2103
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(917): View more from New York City

Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?

Fav 11 4153 1759
share tweet
(865): View more from Tennessee

Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.

Fav 6 2649 1340
share tweet
The 33 Worst Things Men Have Said While Hitting On Women
Read it at the TFLN blog
(570): View more from Pennsylvania

On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.

Fav 6 2953 820
share tweet
(414): View more from Wisconsin

Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.

Fav 5 703 1605
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(360): View more from Washington

Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?

Fav 3 1330 841
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(414): View more from Wisconsin

I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.

Fav 7 733 375
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(407): View more from Florida

I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.

Fav 6 190 137
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT