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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  So you threw a sword at me last night

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  I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.

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  Already at 3 and it's not even noon.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?

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• (518): View more from New York

  Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much

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• (470): View more from Georgia

  you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  ...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."

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• (951): View more from California

  ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP

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  Have fun and good luck.

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