im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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