i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
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can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED