He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
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We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
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This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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