I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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