Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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