It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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