i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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