Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
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Edward fifth and chaser hands
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
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Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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