Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
organizing the empties. That sober.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
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