are you so shy because you have an std?
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
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Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
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You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
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