It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
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yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
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I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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