Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
A+ Viking dick
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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