I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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