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Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
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Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
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You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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